2-tone butt-bumpin' screenprint with poem inside: "Our behinds are bodacious / the best buns alive So let's bump butts together / with a cheeky high-five!"
Breaking News

Top scientists have confirmed today
that you are amazing & wonderful and
they wouldn't change a thing about you!
Rainbow VisionSometimes the world is so beautiful I have to shoot rainbows out of my eyes.
Blank inside for your rainbow haikus.
We Could Be Astronauts
We could be astronauts. We could be anything.
Space-resistant up to 10,000,000 ft.

Wish You Were HereFor when we're worlds apart.
Love Globally, Hug Locally Made locally, if you live in my neighborhood!
Blank inside to hold your hug poems.
Swiss Army CardFuturistic Cross-Off™ technology has you covered for every occasion! The last card you'll need.
Hand silkscreened + coloured / giclée printed greeting cards
Printed on thick, hand-torn 100% cotton archival paper, standard 4¼ x 5½ size
Comes with 100% recycled windpower-made envelope
Protected by a plant-based compostable clear sleeve when applicable
$6 each, or buy a 5-pack for $25
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New Msg

Tongue-tied around your crush?
This two-panel card plays it cool for you.

Fate Tectonics
Even though we're far apart..
I believe in fate tectonics.
The science of the planet cannot be denied!
May cause earthquakes, volcanoes? Use with caution.